Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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