He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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