oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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