when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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