Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Operation Purity has been aborted
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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