I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
