How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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