Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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