Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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