I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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