Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it hurts more in the daytime
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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