So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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