MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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