You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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