? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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