return my video game
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to stick my p in your. b.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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