Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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