if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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