He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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