Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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