I want to make a zoo with you.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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