I just saw a hot homeless man
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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