awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Omg I joined a choir last night...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
