He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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