at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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