no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
