she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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