Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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