yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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