So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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