it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
party gras won. party gras always wins.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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