Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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