you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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