Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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