Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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