i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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