I wanna bring you to show and tell
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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