dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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