I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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