just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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