Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I need a burrito and a hug.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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