I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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