he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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