...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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