his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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