Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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