Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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