I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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