new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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