Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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