so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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