I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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