: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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